Humorous Medical Abbreviations

ABITHAD - Another Blithering Idiot - Thinks He's A Doctor. 

ADR - Ain't Doin' Right. 

ART - Assuming Room Temperature (recently deceased). 

ATSWWT - Always Thinks Something's Wrong With Them. 

CTD - Circling The Drain. 

DAAD - Dead As A Doornail. 

DRT - Dead Right There. 

FDGB - Fall Down Go Boom. 

FFFF - Female, Fat, Forty and Flatulent. 

FLD - Funny Looking Dad. 

FLK - Funny Looking Kid. 

FOS - Full Of ... Stool. 

FTD - Fixing To Die. 

FTF - Failure To Fly. 

FTW - Friggin Train Wreck (patient with multiple problems). 

GFPO - Good For Parts Only. 

GGTG - Gomers Go To Ground (they fall out of bed or gurneys). 

GLM - Good Looking Mum. 

GOMER - Get Out of My Emergency Room. 

GTO - Gomer Tip Over. 

LOLINAD - Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress. 

MFC - Measure For Coffin. 

NFS - Normal For Swindon. 

O2T - Oxygen Thief. 

ODD&DDR - Out 'De Door and Down 'De Road. 

PBBB - Pine Box By Bedside. 

PIP - Pyjama Induced Paralysis. 

PITA - Pain In The A**. 

PJAR - Person Just Ain't Right. 

SALT - Same As Last Time. 

SNEFS - Sub-Normal Even For Suffolk. 

SWAG - Scientific, wild-A** Guess. 

TBW - Tossed By Wave. 

TEETH - Tried Everything Else; Try Homeopathy. 

TEON - Two Eyes One Nose. 

TMB - Too Many Birthdays. 

TOBAS - Take Out Back And Shoot. 

TTGA - Told To Go Away. 

WDWNF - Well Developed Well Nourished Female.